Arseclown

‘Too tired for an arseclown pup to be questioning me.’

I would have said the cheap beer, but imagining the place stuffed full of whooping arseclowns off their faces on two-for-one makes my skin crawl.

The man was a perfidious arseclown, but he did put us onto some of our best scores.

It turned out that her dad was none other than Usain, our not so super-fast arseclown in the Nike boots.

“What, and you expect a bonus for doing your job right, ya arseclown?”