Assburgers

We all know you don't really have Assburgers, you're just making excuses to justify your fucktardery on this newsgroup, stupid attention-whore.

Stop making fun of people with Assburgers. It's a serious health issue.

and does Assburgers run in the [redacted] family?

[…] If anything, I'm on the autism spectrum, just a trace of assburgers, which is fairly rare in a girl. […]

Have you ever been diagnosed with assburgers?

"I wouldn't be having no stupid assburgers kid in the first place."