Assclown

Near-synonyms: assmonkey, assmuncher

This newsgroup--misc.immigration.usa--has a wide range of posters, some of which have legitimate concerns about legal immigration. Do you like being the AssClown. Let these people be, let them ask their immigration question free from your xenophobic harassments.

I'm a little loaded, and this assclown behind me has bumped me four times in a row.

"Pretentious, ambitionless assclown," I corrected.

Card is a raging homophobic assclown who believes that America should rise up violently and overthrow the government for any hint of support of same-sex marriage.