Asshood

All that's just your interpretation of things, bub. SHOUT it as fact and you just make an ass of yourself. Unless, of course, you were just trolling, in which case you've already achieved asshood anyway.

Could you do me a favor and send me a list of which other movie preferences are irrefutable hallmarks of asshood? (Assness? Assidity?)

If you're an ass, may we all aspire to such asshood!

Someday, I may achieve your state of asshood, oh master of the hindquarters.

No, but the meltdown is entertaining. And we get to see a new level of asshood performed by Whelan.