Bazoomba

Wing was crazy about the female bazoomba, which we all enjoy but don’t make such a fuss over. He had his apartment walls papered with pictures of naked bustlines, bra ads, before-and-after ads, Playboy centerfolds and anything that showed the female 2d story.

A second later, Sylvia sputtered with laughter, then cuppoed one hand around the side of her mouth. "Don't look now, boss, but that gal's got a tattoo on her left bazoomba."

The Most Glorious Bazoombas in the World

The prank escalates from there, with McGraw explaining his vision woes by saying, "I knew I had a problem because I woke up and my wife had four bazoombas. At first I was like, 'Yeehaw!' But then I was like 'Yee-naw.'"

At risk of sounding like your ~*~*~sExY~*~*~ financial advisor, this is a sex tip that just make sense. It involves rubbing your breasts all over his body—something no heterosexual man will hate—and unlimited licking. Please tell me what's unerotic about that. Like, if you can, I am worried about your sex life, and do you need a hug? (Come here, I already have the edible body paint on my bazoombas!)

Maxi Shield, the tradie — not trade, tradie, referring to like, builders, plumbers, and the like — of the season, is immediately charming and pretty fun. Nobody can stop making comments about her great, big stonking mommy milkers, and for good reason — those bazoombas are absolutely massive, and, I understand, her trademark.