Beer baby

Lounging around the keg at a party, sipping beer all night, is one way to meet guys ... and then have them stop texting you a few weeks later on account of the beer baby you've started to gestate.

So often we hear of weight management issues in relation to women, with men burying their heads in the sand, dismissing this serious health issue saying things like "it's just middle aged spread" or "it's my beer baby."

'I've got a baby on the way too. A beer baby!' he lifted up his t-shirt to show a huge saggy belly, covered in mousy hair. I gave a high pitched laugh then we sat in awkward silence until Angie and Chloe came back with the drinks.