Bestetsoned

“Wall Street Journal mah ass,” yelled the bestetsoned Texas oil billionaire, “ah’m here fer mah copy of Blues & Soul!”

It will all come to an end in October with the episode, already shown this month in America, in which bestetsoned oil baron JR links up with guardian angel Joel Grey and, in the style of It’s A Wonderful Life, is shown around Southfork to see how the Ewings would’ve been if he hadn’t lived.

We succeed in many other areas: not being egotistic, not being superficial and not being delusive (if you've ever listened to one of those bestetsoned twerps from Texas - 'God's Chosen State', no less - you'll see what I mean).