Betuxedoed

I speak of those begowned and betuxedoed ones who attend the Parker Playhouse performances and rush for the exits the minute the final curtain goes down – who charge from their seats even while the actors are taking curtain calls and should be allowed their moment of triumph.

Magic isn’t for begowned, fur-wrapped, bejewelled, betuxedoed adults.

Betuxedoed waiters hover comfortably, lovingly, with that professional blend of attentiveness and distance.