Bidet

In the bathroom there's a sink, a bidet, a toilet, and a shower. There used to be a bath.

And it has to have a bathroom with a bidet.

In Italy, we use the bidet to wash our private parts when we have no time or desire to take a shower.

In the bathroom, there's a sink, a bidet, a toilet, and a shower. There used to be a bathtub.

I used the bidet before dressing.

We need to get a bidet.

For joy of which I will return to myself, mount my bidet in a dance

That's Joe Bidet.

Every minute it continues, it makes the aftermath problems more frightening to me," said Sen. Joe "Buckwheat" Bidet, Democrapic Chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee. Speaking to the Council on Foreign Relations, a leftist group of foreign policy wonks, Bidet said he feels that a little careful bombing might be needed to help protect U.S. Special Forces operations, but it creates a scary problem. Bidet stressed that, like most Democratic weenies, he is afraid to challenge President Bush - but the "honeymoon' might get rockier soon."

If Obama chose Joe Robinet Bidet for a running mate, he's not just covering his ass, he's cleaning it!