Biscy

But first, an apology to Karim. I really was going to ask Noel if you could go over for tea and biscies, but they wouldn't let meeee!

PS Where have my lovely teeth gone, oh yes they are still in that lovely choccy biscy over here

Biscuit I felt overwhelmingly frustrated and as I sobbed I continued to shout ‘biscuit’ busy biscuit. All I wanted was to stop saying biscuit – but I couldn’t. What I did say biscuuuuitsss, biscies was: ‘Don’t say biscuits. Biscuits,’ followed by, ‘If you say biscuit one more time I’m going to kill you. Biscuit.’ I love biscuits.

Aah, what does the doggy want? A biscy is it? A nice custard cream? Well sit nicely and Doreen will give you one. There, now give Doreen a kiss.