Blathersome

“Your blathersome chuggwallop of a horse scared mine and now look what's happened!” The men clenched their fists and began to walk towards one another. Sir Gadabout approached them.

If it wasn't for the alcoholic coma I dropped into five years ago (not fun), and the forced rehab that ensued (ditto), I've no reason to think I wouldn't still be drunk, and that this letter would have already spiraled into even more blathersome blather.