Blennophobe

If the thought of crab-walking with an oozing, mucous-like mud sucking at your boots and gloves makes you think that caving might not be the sport for you, you might be a blennophobe, someone who is afraid of slime.

'Welcome,' he oozes, and it's perhaps as well I'm no blennophobe because he's one slimy fuckbucket.

This strange organism is created when millions of single-celled animals come together to form a slimy puddle—not good for a blennophobe.