Blogorrhoea

Daniel respected Gupta's business acumen, but in the unlikely event that his software ever became conscious, the sheer cruelty of having forced it to wade through the endless tides of blogorrhoea would surely see it turn on its creator and exact a revenge that made The Terminator look like a picnic.

Andrew Bolt has been in the grips of blogorrhoea since hackers broke into the Climatic Research Unit's server at the University of East Anglia, releasing thousands of emails revealing what could politely be called a lack of consensus on global warming.

So I need to digitise my “me-ness”, thus making my witless podshout and blogorrhoea uniquely monetisable.