Botty

British people can't rap, not because they lack skill, but because they have nothing to rap about. Americans rap about selling dope, killing people and smacking big botty bit#@s. Now what the hell is an British person gonna rap about? Drinking tea, riding ponies, playing cricket? C'mon man.

If you have a good remedy for botts, you must get a botty horse somewhere and try the remedy before you submit it.

There once was a soft luscious botty, That was spanked very hard and a lotty. Until one day, In the month of May, It was black and blue and looked grotty.

Bye bye, botty.

That email seemed pretty botty; it probably shouldn't be trusted.

Sticks and Stones may break my bones Not when I back this botty

If Kizz step with a botty You know it's packed with two big cylinders

Stepped in a rave with ying and yang, that’s me and bro with the botties Ride around in the back of a cab, that’s me and this thing from Tottie

[…] and folk do say he be very fond on her; but for my part, I has I a better opinion o' Mistress Alice, than to allow she can take up with sich a dangerous-looking, botty man as Lieutenant Biddulph be's.

Such a nasty biggoty-botty man, 'e were, tew. Us 'eard 'im, more'n once, puttin' on 'is parts with young mistress Mary Emma. But 'twere Wade Southwood 'eared yer bumbaistin' t' maister that day!