Bozon

Chain book sellers are, by and large, bogon and bozon emitters like nothing you've ever seen.

One bozon is the exact amount of stupidity and lack of scientific knowledge needed to confuse joules with watts.

Riling people to the point of stupidity is a poor litmus test of their decency, no matter how red and blue their faces get. The result of these trolls seems only to show that the collision of large egos results in the ejection of energetic bozons.

There might be a superhigh concentration of bozons which will create a Stupid Hole and suck them all in.