Buttfuckistan

"In Buttfuckistan or Kleptomalia. Where being a warez dOOd is an honorable trade. We release our libraries and binaries and APIs and fifteen minutes later, they're burning CDs in every souk and selling them for ten cents a throw."

Door would slam shut whenever they needed the slightest favor, suppliers would sneer and shit on them with impunity, making things so humiliating and disagreeable that it would almost be a mercy when the final blow fell, and they were banished to run fertiliser sales in Buttfuckistan.