Butthead

"Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon! I'm going to send Link to aid him." "No way." "My boy, you're going to Gamelon." "No! I won't go there." "What the hell? You do what I say!" "Screw you, King! I'm on strike." "Strike?! Link, you sack of shit, you can't be on strike!" "I sure can, butthead!" "Enough! Fari, take him away." "Yes, my liege!"

You're such a butthead. That hypnosis controller only works on smart people, and that's not me.

If you think, "He is such a butthead," you might ask yourself what a butthead would...