Catawampus

"Waal, I noticed ez the aidge o' one o' them boards war sot sorter catawampus, ...".

"Remember when Justin missed the T in the software code and tanked the reports for the client. What a catawampus that was.".

There air some catawampous chawers in the small way too, as graze upon a human pretty strong; but don't mind them, they're company.