Coldbeer

“Or a least a coldbeer.” “What?” “A new hat or a few coldbeers,” he said. “One of the two, that’s what I need.”

“You ain’t got a coldbeer in your cooler?” “Yes sir.” “Ja? Well, bring it out, yet! Bring out the coldbeer and tell me the trouble with this fickle son of a bitch.”

“Coldbeer! Anybody need a coldbeer!”[…]“Then let me get you another coldbeer for your walk,” C.C. said.