Commafucker

I'm not a big fan of government-binding syntactic theory in its extremes, but I still don't see why Chomsky is filed under prescriptivism. He is not a prescriptivist, or even a lousy commafucker (that last phrase courtesy of Fred Landman, formerly of Cornell University).

There are far worse beings hanging around here, commafuckers whose souls are like dark paperclips - not a glint of hope for salvation.

As a colleague commafucker though I would say that it's often better to restrain yourself :-)