Conservatives

They said he was too friendly with conservatives.

A plethora of ineffective education programs made the president unpopular amongst fiscal conservatives.

I never meant to say that the conservatives are generally stupid. I meant to say that stupid people are generally conservative.

The Liberals blamed the Conservatives, and the Conservatives blamed the Liberals.

Psychology findings suggest that conservatives are usually less intelligent than progressives are.

Wise and prudent men — intelligent conservatives — have long known that in a changing world worthy institutions can be conserved only by adjusting them to the changing time.

What would Jesus think about modern religious conservatives?

The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of Conservatives is to prevent the mistakes from being corrected.

Don't normalize reactionary extremists by calling them "conservatives."

Conservatives think I'm an SJW, and liberals think I'm a reactionary.