Cowson

Dance, yuh funny-faced cowson.

Well, I come down in the world…It’s a cowson, ain’t it.

No kiddin’, I used to get on lovely with them, all except one cowson who wouldn’t wash.

You lucky cowson. With a bleeding March coming off tomorrow and all.

1979, Chas & Dave, "Gertcha", Don’t Give a Monkey’s (album) https://genius.com/Chas-and-dave-gertcha-lyrics. Gertcha, cowson, gertcha/Gertcha!.(chorus)

That cowson still owes me five quid.

Millwall lost again. What a cowson.

That cowson nut is rusted frozen.

That cowson car refused to start on the tenth attempt.

The traffic is a cunt, as every cowson-foreign-bastard doubts his rainstreaked, wiper-smeared view and slows to a useless crawl.