Cumsock

why don't you tell your roomates^([sic]) to stop leavin cumsocks all over the house?

Yeah, found some cumsocks in a friend's roommate's closet in college... They didn't get along well in general, must've been the subtle scents.

“Well if you're gonna be in here jerking it the whole time, don't leave your cumsocks around for me to find.”

So listen up, cumsocks. George Lucas DOESN'T have the tools to be a good filmmaker, much like you're a two dollar Ho, who can't make change for a five. Now go get scurvy from your Ma and die.

“That cumsock has never come within twenty-five points of you.”

That cumsock Dante cancelling my booking because he thought my guesthouse wasn't good enough.