Darth

I'm not Darth Vader.

Darth Vader is running for president of Ukraine.

Have you met Darth Vader?

Consider the threat of an evil hacker, Darth, who can not only eavesdrop on your network connection but also alter the messages that are sent.

[…] glaring malevolently across his desk at me in the manner that had earned him the nickname “Darth” among his elite cadre of audio penetration officers.

The evil Darth Leonard steals the formula and a young couple must get it back (real life Ward Leonard is a legendary recluse who has hiked the Appalachian Trail something like 20-30 times).

I’m sure Darth Hoodie has some other illegal way of messing with inexperienced quarterbacks on the road.