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THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: "Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police."

If you simply stop letting your dick do the talking and listen to what others want, you can avoid a lot of difficult situations.

I'm over here stroking my dick. I got lotion on my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit. I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like for real.

That dude is such a dick.

She's being such a dick about all this.

Last weekend I did dick.

Cool, whatever you say, slick, but I need to tell you something about all your skills. As of right now, they mean precisely… dick.

You better try and get some dick and take your mind off this bullshit.

Much like quicksand, dicksand is what girls get caught in when they're obsessed with their crush, boyfriend, husband, or anyone giving them dick.

Dude, don't let them dick you around like that!

Homeboy, throw in the towel / Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell

Listen, this old gal we going to see probably don't like liquor and drinking, so be cool. I'm just gon borrow a few bucks off her. I ain't never dicked her or nothing.

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“I am a detective,” said Hercule Poirot with the modest air of one who says “I am a king.” “Good God!” The young man seemed seriously taken aback. “Do you mean that girl actually totes about a dumb dick?”

"He seems to set a deal of store by her, though. There's some young 'ooman at home, where she lives, I'd take my dying dick."

Lascivious Edward, and thou perjur'd George,/ And thou mis-shapen Dick, I tell ye all,

You may know what one man thinks of another by his manner of calling him. Thomas and James and Richard and William are stupid young gentlemen; Tom and Jem and Dick and Will are fine spirited fellows.