Dick-ache

"Darvon wouldn't cure a dick-ache in a mouse," you say. "The doc, he's cutting corners. All I can say is that's the last time we're throwing our dick business his way."

If she only knew he needed her more than he wanted her. “Not tonight. I’ve got a headache. In fact, get me some aspirin.” Could headache medicine cure a dick-ache? Probably not but it couldn’t hurt.