Dickless

But all that was early on in my transition, before I realized that there are worse things than being dickless in Denver.

Christ, that's like waking up and finding that dickless fuck Bob Dean's tongue in my mouth. Pleaeagh! Pleaagh!!! Will someone please hold the hose while I steam-clean my genitals, I feel so DIRTY! Sis D has an excellent excuse, she's a walking stroke mag of glistening beauty, but you? Next thing you know, iceknife will be asking for a pair of my undies to sniff while he wanks to reruns of The Mary Tyler Moore Show.