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[…] Russia is demanding we remove all content that purportedly glorifies homosexuality, suicide, and drugs or face the prospect of getting interdicted, and here in the Emirates they are insisting we not just block the amateur dickpics or vids but also immolate their posters […]

To a question that seemed to be “is it legitimate for the government to obtain a copy of your dickpic?,” people are unanimously opposed. Nobody considers it legitimate for a government to access people's dickpics. […] From here on out, Snowden wilfully plays with Oliver on the possible and eventual destination of Oliver's dickpic inside the vast network of agencies and data-centers.

“It’s like howling into the void for most guys,” he explained, “and like searching for a diamond in a sea of dick pics for most girls.”