Dickstain

“Hey, dickstain,” Dave said to T-Bone. T-Bone turned around just in time to see the bat coming full speed at his face. He took a solid hit right in the teeth and dropped unconscious onto the dirty floor.

Stephen Colbert, a trusted TV News pundit, has proven that Bears are the #1 Threat to the U.S.A. We’ve survived two World Wars, a Great Depression and 12 years of George Bushes—only to have it all threatened by Bears? I guess Emily Dickinson was right when she called Bears, “Nature’s Dickstains....”

“So that dickstain Kyle got you pregnant and then dumped you?”

Geo wanted to care, but the rage coursing through him hadn’t abated. When he caught sight of the wannabe SEAL hovering in the doorway to the bar, gloating, he charged toward him. “What're you looking at, dickstain?”