Dildo

"There, as my lord, with achromatic glass, "O'erlooks St. James's Park, and on the grass, "Beneath his mansion's half-closed window spies "Two crouching urchins' gross obscenities, "He turns his eager gaze, adjusts the screw, "And brings their unwashed nudities in view. "That spot, concealed by two o'er hanging hills, "Foul sweat and fœtid excrement distils, "Yet frowsy, there the pipe-clayed soldier sports, "And bishops hold episcopalian courts. "'Tis there the Bath empiric's finger guides, "The oiled bougie ; and as the dildo slides "Besmeared, to meet last night's descending meal, "Oft makes the strictures he pretends to heal.

A few weeks ago, a post went viral in which the author seeks a public verdict on the question “AITA for asking my roommates to remove their dildos from the bathroom mirror in a way that was not kind?” The young poster had responded to the presence of newly washed sex toys in a shared space with a disgusted hostility and the dildo-owning flatmate complained the poster should have requested the removal more politely.

Call ghost hunters? Those fuckers will show up with gas powered dildos and burn the woods down.

I take back cars from dildos who don't pay their bills. Cool huh?

‘Thompson?’ Heydon-Bayley had shrieked. ‘But he’s a complete dildo, surely?’ ‘I like him,’ said Adrian, ‘he’s unusual.’ ‘Graceless, you mean. Wooden.’

The commonest and most conspicuous of the cacti is the "dildoe" (Cereus Swartzii), a columnar form growing to as much as 20 feet in height, a plant the gross physiology of which is probably very similar to that of the sahuaro (Camegiea gigantea).

And Venus (one that so much known is) Is Dildo’d by Cauda Draconis.

A muscular female prison guard was dildoing a petite brunette with a night stick.

He hath songs for man or woman, of all sizes;[…] with such delicate burthens of dildos and fadings,

Will you buy a fine dog, with a hole in his head? With a dildo, dildo, dildo; […]

oh Vrsula, Vrsula pity me with a dildo, dildo, dillory?