Dog-nap

So when we first “dog-napped” the bedraggled border collie, inappropriately named "Diamond," we were intent on finding him a good home with some deserving family.

He is dog-napped, injured and almost euthanized.

If we told Mum and Dad that Mr Big had escaped and dog-napped Lara, they'd either not believe us or just call the police, and what good would that do?