Dogwalk

I used my quarterback to throw the ball twenty yards down the field to a wide-open receiver. He ran in for the touchdown. Alanis cheered because I won. ¶ “And that is game, chump. Man, I haven't played Madden in years and somehow, I'm still able to dog-walk you.”

The Kansas City Chiefs spent Sunday afternoon dogwalking the Chicago Bears up and down the field, as they led 34-0 at halftime.