Dorkface

"Link!" "'Sup?" "King Harkinian has died." "..." "What did you say, I died?!" "...You died." "You dorkface! I'm here talking to you!" "...No." "What about Ganon?" "He died as well! A-ah!" "You runt! You haven't seen the last of me yet!"

The girl, Niki, was an unsympathetic foul-mouth who uttered charming epithets like, "Hey, dork-face!"