Douche-canoe

[…] this flaming douche-canoe totally stepped up and did the honorable thing, which in this case meant taking the day-old infant out into the woods and leaving her there to die a miserable, lonely death from exposure and starvation.

Which meant she'd sound like a gigantic douche-canoe if she asked him if he had any, like, psychic powers or whatever.

Yes, some girls could be complete douche-canoes, but so could some guys (and even some babies, apparently), and I was slowly losing a prejudice that I hadn't even realized was holding me back.