Doucheburger

Amid the snorts of high-pitched laughter, Toenail sneered, "Of course you did. 'Cuz doucheburgers like you and bips like her are such a natural fit."

“We're not in class, doucheburger. I'm not a mister any more than you are.”

Or did your date just turn out to be a name-dropping doucheburger who was only interested in your Paramount season tickets—as usual?