Douchecanoe

Not being a complete douchecanoe is the first step in being your own ideal romance hero or heroine—and it's absolutely an attainable ideal.

Never brag. It's good to have a healthy pride in your [man] cave. It's not good to be a douchecanoe about it.

[…] No, Collin didn't relay the message—he was too busy signing us up for coaching duty. Why? Because that other guy was a douchecanoe. […]