Douchenozzle

He was also the very thing she needed to get her ex off her mind and out of her system. What a douchenozzle he had been.

So there I am, irritated as an unwiped asshole because I am surrounded by the type of people I loathe most: uppity, idiotic, pompous douchenozzles pontificating on shit they don't actually understand, because they think it makes them look cool in front of people they don't actually like.

It's an E-Class, sleek and black with tinted windows. I have no trouble imagining that it belongs to some polished douchenozzle of a lawyer. I'm instantly grouchy.