Dumbshit

"Father, I know what you did in Gamelon." "What?" "Stop acting like you don't know, you dumbshit!" "I, uh..." "You better talk fast or I'll beat you up!" "Screw you!"

"You wanna be a dumbshit, I don't care."

"If you know me, perhaps you can tell me why I'm calling you?" "Would I be dumbshit enough to tell you? ...