Eggcelent

So there were two eggs in a frying pan. The first one goes like, "Cor, it's hot in here.", and the other says "AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHH, a talking egg!!!!"

Join Basically editor Amiel Stanek as he attempts to cook an egg in almost every way possible. Which method is the best? Can there be a best method? What does 'best' even mean? Who says what's best? Not us. They're all eggcelent (besides the ones that aren't).