Emotard

Rhetorical questions, of course - I've seen enough emotard MySpace pages and forums in my time to know that this shite is the soundtrack to the lives of some kids unfortunate enough to be (to paraphrase Jello) born white in the world's richest country...

In the most pervasive sense, emotards actually seem to know that they're emotards; probably; at least, the rest of us call them emos.

The toothy Disney brats can't act. I keep looking at [Jason] Ritter and going, there is the emotard from Freddy vs. Jason.

I can say I was a lot of things at seventeen—a semiserious skateboarder, the captain of my lacrosse team, an emotard who worked part-time at the Gap—but what I can't say is that I was a reader, not yet.