Fartful

Closing his nose against the fartful air, Al eyed soft drink stands, en passant.

Yet I was fully convinced he had enough excess air inside himself to restart our wind-laden extravaganzas, our fartful improvisations.

You mean that fartful old turd has money to buy Chinese horses, but is too cheap and dumb to buy any thing from me?

It wasn't out of any houndswell from hell that brought her out on the sulphurous fartful excuse-mes and the grosh lines of the mad hatter mud crabs of the mangrove groozes.