Fartsome

Then I was gone from that fartsome, crumpled, ale-smelly room, before I undignified myself by landing a blow upon a poor ignorant beast.

[…] the fartsome abortionist, Philidor Wellbutrin, seemed doubled in another well-tailored figure wearing a monocle, observing the play, […]

A good lesson for all us fartsome try-hards, Kate.