Fershnickered

But when I leaned in to kiss him again, Lukas pulled away with a dazed or possibly dazzled expression, as if his senses were so refined he could only take one hit off the gravity bong of our mutual desire without getting completely fershnickered.

Tolek joined the third officer in the back, but didn't notice until it was too late that the three were totally fershnickered. The car lurched wildly all over the narrow bitumen road, violently jerking around corners. Tolek politely asked to be let out, but the officers just laughed.