Fivehead

His splashiest trick is balancing a glass of grape juice on his forehead (which is so big, he says, that everyone calls it a fivehead) while playing the ukulele, whistling and doing a backward somersault.

It also helps that my hair has left for higher ground and instead of a forehead, as the joke goes, I have a fivehead.

For starters, thin me tanned easily and didn't have a forehead so wide it was called a fivehead.