Fleshlight

Switching on a fleshlight won't help you see in the dark.

If you put your mind into the fleshlight, your mind becomes the fleshlight.

Usually Tom uses a fleshlight for self-satisfaction.

Tom didn't have a girlfriend or a boyfriend, but he did have a Fleshlight.

Hey! MrBeast! I just ate some of your MrBeast burger and, let me tell you, your burger makes for a better fleshlight than food. I spent the last 20 minutes fucking the shit out of this burger, and it feels great.