Fpoon

|> : Would a discussion of runcible spoons be appropriate to this group? If so, |> : I would vote in favor of it. If not, I'd have to vote against it. |> |> By all means. So would discussion of knorks, btw. […] We shouldn't forget the beloved fpoon!

Revolutionary new utensil! Bigger! More expensive! Slightly harder to pronounce! The remarkable new fpoon! Just send one dollar! HURRY!

>> or is that a forked tongue? […] >More like a sporked tongue. But better than a fpoon.

>Now, those [Splayds] are nice. Each part, tine, bowl, and blade, look very >functional and attractive as well. > >It's about time somebody came up with something like that. Looks like a sort of squared-off fpoon to me.

“And who are you, my little friend? Not a spoon... Not a fork... But something in between. A "fpoon".” [chuckles] “What will you think of next, Germany?”