Freeballer

I mean, I'm a freeballer from way back. And I'm totally turned on by other lowhanging freeballers.

A fellow freeballer writes to the forum: “I got some big low hangers, too (they hang a little over five inches); I just use some talcum powder each morning and that keeps the boys happy and dry and bounding in my jeans or shorts all day.

The only thing that stuff's good for is making your urethra burn when you play hand sandwich with that freeballer in basketball shorts once you stalk him to the shower.