Fuckbunny

Like he had a right to be uptight about Liv screwing whoever she pleased. He'd worked through six condoms—or was it seven?—in a tequila haze with the fuckbunny duo from the Hole.

'Sounds like you're His^([sic]) new fuckbunny,' I said. 'Congratulations.'

Blue was a fuckbunny on a grand scale, yeah—but she also liked being with him.