Fuckstick

Give me five minutes in that storage closet, and I promise my fuckstick will do things to you that most American housewives only dream about.

He leaned back suddenly, burying his fuckstick up to the hilt. He came with a long, loud grunt. I felt the underside of his shaft throb as he bathed the walls of my aching rectum with his dickjuice.

You want to suck on my fuckstick, faggot?

“My fuckstick's got no conscience, man.”

Maybe I should have said, “I'm going to lick your little jackrabbit till it's hard, I'm going to belt through your ring with my big fuckstick.”

2008, Les Grossman in Tropic Thunder Look, fuckstick, I'm incredibly busy, so why don't you get the hell out of here