Fuckwaffle

“Oy, you're gonna break the eggs, ya fuckwaffle,” he said, elbowing me out of the way.

“Sir, I understand the posters are a bunch of inbred fuckwaffles, but I thought even they upheld the policy of no nukes,” said Fulcrum.

Damn, I hated him. "Fuckwaffle," I said under my breath.